Did you know that we used to have an office Chihuahua? Her name was Google. Fitting no? She was really cute. But she pooped everywhere. It made the place smell bad. Then she did the unthinkable and bit a kid. In the knee. So we gave her away. And then that person gave her away to someone else. Then that person let her get really fat. Then she got hit by a car. That was the life of Google the office Chihuahua. Moral of the story- Chihuahuas don’t make good office pets.