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Every office has one of these.

***UPDATE*** Thanks for the concern everyone!  Cory is just fine.  I repeat he is OKAY.  He wasn’t harmed during this blog post. Every office has a jackass person who takes the office too seriously. Ours is named Jose Alejandro (names have been changed to protect the Google searches). He steals sandwiches, eats expired food, tells …

Local print shops need to get their crap together – yeah I’m talking to you.

As someone who is really, really, obsessed with details, organization, processes and the like I have come across two of the most frustrating scenarios this month related to print shops.  First I should clarify. We don’t normally work with local printers.  Save the ‘ohmagawdyoudon’tsupportlocalBS’ for someone who cares because these incidents have reaffirmed exactly why …

Office Pets

Did you know that we used to have an office Chihuahua?  Her name was Google. Fitting no? She was really cute. But she pooped everywhere.  It made the place smell bad.  Then she did the unthinkable and bit a kid.  In the knee. So we gave her away. And then that person gave her away …

Art work ***Warning NSFW

So we had a contest running on our website, (this website right here) since it’s launch way back when.  Basically,  you could draw something with your mouse according to the posted theme and if your drawing was selected you would win $55.  It failed.  Miserably. F.A.I.L.  The only drawings that were ever submitted were drawings …