So we had a contest running on our website, (this website right here) since it’s launch way back when.  Basically,  you could draw something with your mouse according to the posted theme and if your drawing was selected you would win $55.  It failed.  Miserably. F.A.I.L.  The only drawings that were ever submitted were drawings of penis’s. Really-just penis’s.  We got all shapes and sizes.  Some of them were hairy. Some had just sparse little hairs, more of the unkempt penis. Some of them had faces.  The talking penis I called it, because if it had a face then surely it must speak. Am I right?

So my question is what is it with people feeling the need to draw the penis?  Not only just drawing the penis, but then hiding their glorious penis art by not signing it?  What- you aren’t proud enuf of your pene art to sign it? You don’t think your pee-pee is worth $55?  The fact is some of these penis’s could have been $55 winners.  They could have taken home the prize and the glory if it had only fit the theme.  Like right now, since we haven’t updated our site since December and the theme still says Christmas, well, they could essentially draw a penis wearing a Santa hat.  Wouldn’t that be cute?   Or two penis’s enjoying a snowball fight.  Or frosty the snow penis would’ve been a possible contender. I think you get my point here.  The people who were drawing and submitting penis’s thought that they were doing something funny and bad ass.  They drew a penis and they didnt even leave us their contact details.  Almost like a one night stand.  How dirty we feel.

It’s kind of an even more juvenile form of tagging.  Like ‘Heyyyyyyy I’m gonna leave my mark on this website and show them how i really feel’.  I wonder at times who submits the penis’s.  Is it someone that hates us and thinks that penis’s will offend us?  Is it only one person who has a general talent for drawing different looking penis every time?  Or is it multiple penis artists that think they are being soooo original by leaving ding dong art on our website?  Maybe it’s someone who generally just has a love of the penis?  Or maybe it’s none of those.  Maybe it’s just a general reflection of society and the state of the worlds affairs.  The world has gone to to the penis’s.

Sometimes our windows get dirty and dusty at the office.  And often times we arrive to work to find that over the weekend someone has drawn a penis in the dirt.  Again, I wonder if it’s the same people?  Like they have this twisted obsession with drawing dinks on our wndows and our website.  What do you think would happen if they met with any of us in person?  Would they be man/woman/child enuf to pull out a sharpie and draw the penis right on us? Did you just draw a dick on my forehead?

Here’s some fun with penis art:

As a last kick at the drawing contest and to win $55 submit your best penis drawing.  Don’t be shy.  Now’s the time to stand up and be proud of your penis.  http://www.atomic55.net/oldsite/draw.php